One of Patrick's favorite indulgences is kids' cereal. Colorful and full of sugar, it is one of his favorite nighttime snacks. I once told him that when we started having kids, he would need to stop buying the cereal. Well, we had kids. His excuse then was, they are too young to know what I am doing. So I told him that once they started to identify the cereal, he would need to stop.
Fast forward to present day...
I took Scrumpy with me to the grocery store and did not realize how keen his recognition skills were. We entered into dairy and he quickly pointed out the gallons of chocolate milk (thank you Becca). As if to notify me in case, I happened to miss it. We then saw the refrigerator cookie dough (thank you Gramma and Auntie Mitch) and he promptly told me he wanted to make cookies. Next came yogurt. Last week Yoplait was on sale so I stocked up on that. He finished it. This week, it wasn't on sale but another brand was. As I placed the sale yogurt into my basket, he informed me that it was the wrong one and pointed to the rows and rows of Yoplait. Mind you, this was all in the first 10 minutes in the store.
The high point, or low point depending on your point of view, was when I accidentally turned down the cereal aisle. He fixated on a box of Fruit Loops and said, "MAMA LOOK!" full of wonderment and surprise. While I hadn't planned on buying the box, it was on sale and more importantly, he would not let the box go. Not wanting to be one of THOSE moms who let their kids scream bloody murder in the store, I conceded.
On our way home, I asked what he wanted for lunch and kept patting the box of cereal resting nicely alongside his car seat. Tempers flared and yelling ensued. ( I will leave it up to you to figure out which one was us was doing either.)
I went home and picked my bone with Patrick. His solution was to hide the cereal in a place Scrumpy doesn't think to look. The war continues.




